The Telephone

I found a new definition for the word 'telephone'.....through my my 5 year old son.

He told me one day...mum, WX( a classmate of his) is my telephone.

What do you mean?

When D ( his crush) and I have a fight, WX is our telephone. Because D and I won't talk to one another but still we want to tell each other some things, we will tell WX.

I will tell WX...tell D to say sorry to me.

D will tell WX...tell Adam he has to say sorry first!

KIDS! I know they fight and have cold wars at the time, but this is the first time I hear the role of the 'telephone'.